In keeping with the show's focus on modems, let's ask
what you can do if you've got a modem slower than 28.8. If you've got a 14.4, it's still
not that bad for online access, but there are some things you can do to make the process
less tedious.
With your web browser, try turning the autoload graphics option off. This will make most
pages load much faster. A well designed web site will have text descriptions of the
graphics that give you an idea of what you're
missing, and many sites have text only versions. You can always turn graphics-loading back
on if a site just doesn't work without them.
If you're using America Online, upgrade to at least
version 3.0 if your system can handle it. Starting with this version, AOL will let you
continue to navigate while graphics are still loading, so you don't have to wait for all
those cutesy little icons. Another option is to use a text only browser such as Lynx. Your Internet
Service Provider may have a copy on their server that you can use.
So what if you've got a modem that's even slower than 14.4? Well, you can still use it for
faxing, but we would instead suggest a simple ceremony in the back yard with a few close
friends and a shovel. Maybe in a few years you can invite the neighborhood kids over for
an archaeology lesson.